Douluo: My Soul Skills Made Tang San Cry novel Chapter 8

Chapter 8 - 8 Diarrhea during battle? Don’t kill people, just destroy their hearts!

Chapter 8 Diarrhea during battle? Don't kill people, just destroy their hearts!

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Zhuge Lan was knocked back repeatedly by the force of the impact, the recoil making his right fist numb and tremble.

But!

Zhao Wuji was also staggered by the blow, interrupting his offensive!

——A million-year soul ring and soul bone-enhanced physique are not to be trifled with!

[Emotional Points +999]

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Everyone was shocked!

He actually blocked it?

"What are you spacing out for?" Zhuge Lan scolded, "Little San, hurry up!"

Tang San snapped back to reality.

Activating his second soul skill, Parasitism!

Zhao Wuji was once again entangled by Blue Silver Grass, but instead of binding him tightly, it propelled him towards the ground.

Zhu Zhuqing also circled around to Zhao Wuji's front, delivering a shoulder check to his chest.

Xiao Wu, who had wrapped herself around Zhao Wuji's neck, activated—

First Soul Skill, Waist Bow!

Taking advantage of Zhao Wuji's unsteady stance and the force from Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing.

She flipped over, throwing the burly Zhao Wuji into the air.

Tang San, with perfect coordination, came beneath him, launching himself up with a kick that connected with Xiao Wu's feet, sending her after Zhao Wuji.

Because she wasn't yet level 30 and didn't have her third soul skill, Teleportation, Xiao Wu couldn't execute her Explosive Eight-Stage Throw.

So, she spun in the air, accelerating, and finally delivered a vicious split kick, aiming her high heels at Zhao Wuji's crotch!

Just at that moment.

Zhao Wuji also awoke from his wild taunts, and upon seeing Xiao Wu's family-ending kick.

His eyes widened!

Was she really going that far?

He wanted to open his mouth to shout something, but found himself "mute"—a negative status effect.

He could only curse inwardly!

First Soul Skill, Immovable King of Brightness!

A strong golden light erupted from Zhao Wuji's body, sending Xiao Wu flying.

Martial Soul Possesion!!!

Zhao Wuji's entire body was covered in thick brown fur, his height increased to two and a half meters, his muscles bulged, and his large, heavy hands reached for Xiao Wu's long legs.

"Come and get me!"

Zhuge Lan followed up with another round of Wild Taunt.

Zhao Wuji once again abandoned Xiao Wu, turning his head to stare intently at Zhuge Lan.

His fourth soul ring lit up, then flew out and landed on Zhuge Lan.

Location Tracking!

He lifted his leg and kicked Xiao Wu, then charged towards Zhuge Lan like a cannonball, and activated his second soul skill, Vajra Palm, once more!

Zhuge Lan knew he was locked on, and there was no use in dodging.

He wasn't afraid either.

He directly clenched his fist and went to meet the attack head-on!

"Boom!!!"

Zhuge Lan, who was in a disadvantageous position, had his calves driven into the ground.

There was no retreating.

Facing the bear paws that Zhao Wuji continuously slammed down, he also swung his turtle fists in a counter-attack.

At this moment, Zhuge Lan felt the pressure from a Soul Sage.

His fists were numb, his arms trembled, and his internal organs were burning hot.

[Detecting host injury, healing function activated.]

[Consuming 1 emotional point, healing complete!]

He was instantly completely healed.

But Zhao Wuji was not having a good time.

He had to endure the 15% reflection from the Thorns Armor, and was also stacked with a pile of negative status effects!

——The first soul skill, Hatred Curse, repeatedly stacks negative status effects based on the number of attacks!

By the time the Wild Taunt control wore off.

Zhao Wuji only felt blurred vision, a stuffy nose, dry eyes, and difficulty breathing.

Wait!

Why was he feeling it at this moment?

He quickly clamped his legs together, forcefully constricting a certain sphincter muscle.

Unwillingly—

A burst of burning pain made him realize—his hemorrhoids had flared up!

'I'm finished!'

'Why now of all times!'

Even though Zhao Wuji tried his best to clamp down, he was ultimately powerless to stop it.

"Pitter-patter-patter-patter——"

A series of bean-like sounds made Zhao Wuji freeze!

[Emotional Points +3999]

[Emotional Points +3999]

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