Finding My Baby Daddy (Pandora and Benjamin) novel Chapter 29

Chapter 29

A knock on the door awoke her, and she was disappointed because she was sleeping in that day. Ignoring it, she tried to go back to sleep, when there was another knock on the door. Pandora groaned, not wanting to get up, and pulled the covers over her head.

Whoever it was that was messing with her special naptime was pissing her off. Her cell phone beeped, so she picked it up and looked at the text.

[Get out of bed and down here, I have a gift for you. You’re making me late for lunch with the in–laws. -Milton]

She chuckled and got up before throwing on a sweater and she walked down the stairs.

“Hi, Pandora said as she pulled the door open.

“Walter asked me to drop this off.” He handed Pandora a box and she looked inside to see there was some mace and a new taser.

“Why am I going to need a taser?” she asked and Milton just shrugged.

“That’s not the best gift,” he said and Pandora groaned, knowing this was not going to be good, not with the grin on Milton’s face. “Follow me,” he said as he walked back to his car. He opened his car door, and right away she could hear a hissing noise; before she could ask him about it, he was talking.

I teach gun handling and shooting. Milton has booked you in for some classes. What day are you free?”

“He’s what?” Pandora said through gritted teeth. “I am not going to be able to handle a gun!” she carried on as Milton just looked her way. “And what the hell is that hissing noise anyway?”

“That’s Jane,” he responded and she looked past him and into the car.

She felt her mouth drop open and her hand just pointed inside his car. “Milton, there’s a blow–up, sex doll in your car! Why is there a sex doll in your car?” she asked him as she watched it inflating.

“That’s my sister–in–law, we call her Jane. Jane, this is Pandora.”

“Hi…” She slapped her forehead as soon as it hit me that she just said hello to a blow–up doll. “Milton?” she said in a tone that said ‘what the hell‘.

“What? Come on, this is priceless and funny on top of that.”

“Jane?” she spluttered, needing to what he was doing.

“My brother–in–law happens to like Janes.”

“Okay, but that still doesn’t explain why you have a blow–up doll?” Before she could think the situation could get any weirder, Milton began to speak again.

“I got it for him and named it Jane because I can’t call her Jane Doe, right? That just makes her sound like a victim of crime. My sister–in–law might be a mystery but she deserves all the respect in the world.” Milton looked so proud of his reasoning.

“It’s going to be so good and frigging?”

“I’m trying to stop swearing.”

Milton nodded in understanding. So, does next week work for you?”

Pandora shook her head quickly. “No, let’s leave it until after I’ve had the babies; I don’t need to add to my stress!”

Milton sighed dramatically and slid into his car ‘Fine! Say goodbye to Jane.”

Pandora giggled once again. “Later, Milton. Bye, Jane.”

[WARNING: CRUDE CONTENT UP AHEAD.]