My Whole Family Are Protagonists novel Chapter 172

Chapter 172 Two Tigers

[ Hello everyone! My name is Xiao Bufan. Just like my name, which means extraordinary, I am an extraordinary person by birth.

When I was very young, I was brought into the Medicine King Valley. Although my cultivation qualifications are not that strong, I possess high talent in the medical field.

I thought I would be like the elders of Medicine King Valley, living to be over two hundred years old and holding great power, but… I didn’t expect that today would be my death anniversary next year… ]

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Xiao Bufan looked at the two tigers in front of him in horror.

After doing that sliding tackle, he already knew that he was no match for the tiger in front of him, let alone two tigers.

Just when Xiao Bufan was thinking about how to die in a less painful way, Xiao Ha on the tree spoke.

It was still relying on the electronic sound produced by the collar, but… after hearing Xiao Ha’s words, Xiao Bufan became furious.

“Um… save me, help me kill these two tigers, and I’ll give you my rations!”

The rations Xiao Ha mentioned naturally referred to the ginseng it usually ate.

“Asshole! Who wants your rations!” Xiao Bufan cursed angrily and then looked at the two tigers and said in a flattering tone, “Two tiger masters, this is the dog that offended you. Can you see if you can let me go, please?”

Xiao Bufan didn’t expect the two tigers to understand human speech. He only hoped that one of the two could climb a tree and kill that damn oversized husky!

But what Xiao Bufan never expected was that one of the tigers actually replied.

“Human, did you forget that you just attacked me with a sliding tackle?”

Xiao Bufan and Xiao Ha were stunned when they heard the tiger talking.

However, since the tiger could talk… that meant they could communicate!

“Um… Two tiger masters, we can talk about this. It was wrong for me to try to attack you, but… it didn’t succeed, right? Moreover… I don’t take showers all year round, I often have incontinence, and my meat probably smells…”

Before Xiao Bufan could finish his words, the grumpy tiger interrupted and said, “Don’t worry, we won’t eat you!”

Xiao Bufan was relieved when he heard that the other party did not eat people, but what the grumpy tiger said later made him despair.

“We don’t eat people, but we kill people! We not only kill people, we also kill dogs!”

Then the grumpy tiger turned to Xiao Ha and said, “You bastard, how dare you bite me there! I will definitely kill you today!”

Xiao Ha on the tree also scratched his head in embarrassment. He said, “Um… I’m really sorry! I just wanted to know what tiger milk tastes like! Um… I’ll take you to find my master. His meat is delicious, and he takes a bath every day.”

Then Xiao Ha added, “Besides my master, there’s also my master’s older brother and my two dog brothers! If you don’t want to eat people, I can send my two dog brothers over. They are fat and strong and will definitely satisfy your appetite!”

“No need! I will definitely kill you today!”

As soon as he finished speaking, the grumpy tiger rushed directly toward the tree where Xiao Ha was.

The tiger weighing several tons hit the tree with a bang, directly snapping a large tree so thick two people could not hug it!

At the same time, Xiao Ha also fell from the tree.

Now Xiao Ha was regretting why he didn’t listen to King White telling him to ask the master for a cultivation technique.

If he cultivated, he would definitely be able to beat the tiger until it found teeth all over the floor, and then lie down and let himself drink the tiger’s milk.

Although Xiao Ha had no cultivation, his physical fitness was still very strong. The spiritual energy in the Map of Mountains and Rivers had nourished his whole being.

When he fell from the tree, he began to twist and turn, and then used what he thought was the strongest move he could use.

Peeing!

As Xiao Ha rotated, streams of warm water hit the face of the grumpy tiger.

The tiger’s sense of smell was very sensitive. When the liquid splashed on its face, it immediately knew what it was.

Xiao Ha’s peeing style had achieved fruitful results in countless battles with Xiao Sa and Xiao Si.

So Xiao Ha always thought that his urine had great offensive power.

Little did he know that the reason why Xiao Si and Xiao Sa admitted defeat whenever he started peeing was because they simply found him too disgusting.