Chapter 53 The Cat Boss, One-Eyed Dragon
According to the narration of the two fat cats, One-Eyed Dragon, the boss cat in this area, was active near some big trees at the edge of Jindu Manors community area.
The treetops of the big trees were outside the guardrail of the community. These wild cats could jump out of the fence through the treetops at any time and go outside of Jindu Manors to look for food.
When Ye Xinghui came here, he saw several cats standing on the treetops looking at him.
“Huh? Why is there a human here?”
“You must be here to pee again!”
“I guess he’s here to poop!”
Hearing the discussion among several cats, Ye Xinghui was speechless for a while.
Just when Ye Xinghui wanted to say something, he heard a cat meowing at him several times.
If Ye Xinghui couldn’t understand the cat’s words, he would definitely mistake it for a cat acting cute.
But Ye Xinghui understood. The cat was asking Ye Xinghui, “Are you here to poop?”
After the cat asked the question, the cat standing next to it gave him a paw and said, “You are stupid, how can humans understand what we are saying!”
Just as the cat finished speaking, Ye Xinghui said, “I’m not here to pee or poop. To be precise, I never poop anywhere.”
Cats: ????
“Is this human talking to us?”
“It seems so!”
“Hey! Human, can you understand what we are saying?”
Ye Xinghui was speechless when he heard this. He felt that these cats were not as smart as the two fat cats in the morning.
In fact, it was normal if he were to think about it. If those two fat cats were too stupid, they wouldn’t have been able to keep themselves so fat by being cute.
“I can understand what you are saying. Call your boss, One-Eyed Dragon, out.”
When several cats on the treetop heard this, they first looked at each other, and then shouted to the top of the tree at the same time, “Boss, someone is looking for you.”
Ye Xinghui followed the cats’ gaze and saw a black cat with four white paws sleeping on the top of the tree.
He commented, “Dark clouds treading on snow?”
One-Eyed Dragon heard the cats meowing below, and he glanced back lazily.
When One-Eyed Dragon turned around, Ye Xinghui finally knew what it meant.
It’s not that this cat had only one eye, but the fur around the socket of one of his eyes was white, which can be said to be very asymmetrical, as if he was wearing an eyepatch.
“Human?” One-Eyed Dragon looked at Ye Xinghui and asked, “You can actually understand what we are saying. Are you a human-cat demon or monster?”
“No!” Ye Xinghui replied and thought to himself, ‘Why do these cats only know cat demons or cat monsters? Can’t there be cat gods?’
Seeing that this human being could actually understand his own words, One-Eyed Dragon stood up and jumped from the tree with great interest.
“Do you have a problem with me?” One-Eyed Dragon asked directly after coming down. fгee𝑤ebɳoveɭ.cøm
“I heard about you from the two fat cats at the entrance of the supermarket. They said you are the boss cat here?”
When One-Eyed Dragon heard this, he curled his lips and said, “Huh! It really doesn’t count as a cat boss. I just lead the dozens of wild cats in this area to live their lives.”
Having said this, One-Eyed Dragon suddenly made a shrill meow.
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