Strongest Hammer God novel Chapter 108

Chapter 108: Chapter 108 – Snake

"I crave more violence, father!" Kyle whispered.

"I’m not your father!" Theodor shouted back.

BOOM!

Kyle hit the corpse with his hammer before taking a bite from the Cleaner corpse.

"What is wrong with you?!" Theodor shouted. "It’s dead! Have you lost your mind?"

Kyle just rolled his eyes. "It was a joke, dumbass. I’m just tenderizing the meat. Do you have any idea how tough this thing is?"

By now, Kyle’s injuries had almost fully healed again.

"Tenderize it quieter!" Theodor shouted.

"No! Ape strong!" Kyle shouted before making another dent in the corpse. "Ape strongest!"

"If that’s another joke, it’s not funny!" Theodor shouted in anger.

The next moment, Kyle seemed to lose all of his energy and just rolled his eyes again.

"Fine," he whispered.

He finished the Cleaner’s corpse and tore a gash into the Sparkly Bear’s corpse with the pick of his hammer.

When he saw the bloody muscle below the hide, he grinned.

He ripped the tear wide open and rammed his teeth into the meat like an animal.

He pulled and pulled until he finally managed to tear a chunk off.

"Shee?" Kyle said with a full mouth. "Itf fuhkin tuff af nailf!"

"I can’t understand you like this," Theodor shouted with more annoyance.

Kyle chewed and swallowed the meat.

"I said it’s tough as nails," he said.

Theodor just groaned.

Then, Kyle used his pick and rammed it into the corpse, opening several large gashes.

He cut off a long string of meat and looked at it.

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Then, Kyle rammed the thick string into his mouth.

As the string reached the back of his throat, he swallowed without chewing.

Theodor watched in disgust as Kyle swallowed an almost 50-centimeter long and five-centimeter wide string of meat without chewing.

"That’s disgusting," Theodor said.

Kyle felt the gigantic string of meat in his esophagus, but as soon as it reached his stomach, it basically vanished.

The next moment, he felt energized.

"Turns out chewing is optional," Kyle said with a smirk.

He cut another long string of meat off the corpse and held it over his head.

"Theodor, look! I’m a sword swallower!" he commented as he pushed the string into his stomach.

"With your broken mind, you probably have experience swallowing swords," Theodor commented.

Kyle coughed when he heard that.

He hit his neck and chest to force the string down.

When it was finally digested, he looked with surprise at the side.

"That was a good one!" he commented.

"What?" Theodor asked.

"The dick-sucking joke," Kyle answered.

"I don’t make such crude jokes!" Theodor shouted.

"Wait, so what did you mean with the sword-swallowing comment?" Kyle asked.

"You seem idiotic enough to swallow real swords," Theodor said.

"Oh," Kyle commented before falling into thought. "Hey, Theodor. Swords are made of magical ore, right?"

"Are you serious?" Theodor asked.

"Why not?" Kyle asked back. "If I can eat ore, I can eat swords, right?"

"The swords would cut you open from the inside!" Theodor shouted back. "Do you think you have some kind of magical stomach? If stomachs could dissolve swords, everyone would lose their weapon if their weapon accidentally pierced a beast’s stomach!"

"Huh, true," Kyle commented. "How come they don’t dissolve?"

"Good swords go through plenty of tempering. That stabilizes their Ether. You could theoretically swallow a sword, but the process of breaking it down into Ether would be more costly than the Ether you would get out of it! It would also take several minutes for it to dissolve."