Strongest Hammer God novel Chapter 22

Chapter 22: Chapter 22 – The Team

The two reached a building near the edge of the city while Samson was assaulted with poop-based puns.

"Enough joking around. We're here," Samson said.

Kyle nodded enthusiastically and put on his serious face.

The building was relatively tall. It was quite a bit bigger than Samson's home.

However, it looked more rustic, with most of it made of wood instead of stone.

It kind of looked like a luxurious hunter's shack.

"Good morning, Samson!" a middle-aged woman behind a reception desk said.

"Good morning, Lydia," Samson said. "Meet our new hire, Kyle."

Samson motioned for Kyle to introduce himself. "Hello, my name is Kyle. Nice to meet you," he said.

Lydia was quite surprised. "Hello, Kyle. My name is Lydia."

Then, she turned to Samson. "I thought you said that he isn't good at Sandspeak."

When Kyle heard that, he knew that his chance had come.

Before Samson could answer, Kyle interjected.

"I'm not very good at Sandspeak. I just know how to speak these three sentences fluently."

Lydia looked at Kyle with a raised brow.

Was he joking?

Kyle had to suppress his laughter as he remembered his favorite Family Guy joke.

"I can't discern whether or not you're joking," Lydia said.

"What?" Kyle asked, putting on his most confused face.

"Lydia, he really isn't good at Sandspeak. He's making amazing progress, but he still can't talk fluently," Samson said.

"But he..." Lydia said as she looked at Kyle.

"I am joke," Kyle answered, "I learned three sentence to confuse. Is funny."

Samson had to laugh a bit.

At least it wasn't more poop puns.

Lydia threw a side-eye at Kyle before noticing that Samson found it funny.

The next moment, she laughed politely.

"A good bit of humor hasn't hurt anyone," she said, keeping her annoyance in check.

Kyle raised an eyebrow as he felt Lydia's annoyance. 'Did she not appreciate my joke? I thought it was funny!'

Samson reported his earnings from the last day, and Lydia wrote everything down.

Then, they talked about different things they needed to order for the upcoming weeks.

'Oh, she's the accountant,' Kyle thought as he saw Lydia writing down a weirdly formatted balance sheet.

"I'll show you a couple of things," Samson said to Kyle.

Next, Samson showed Kyle the two wolf pelts they had gotten yesterday and taught him how to turn them into something that could be sold.

Nobody wanted to buy a hide that still had gunk and blood hanging from it.

After about half an hour, two new people entered the house.

Kyle looked over, and his eyebrows rose when he saw one of them.

'Are we in a fucking anime?' he thought as he looked at the crimson-red hair of one of them.

The man with the long red hair looked quite young. His belt carried two thin swords, and he wore the same green leather armor as Samson.

Kyle didn't understand everything, but he got the gist. "Hi, my name is Kyle. I am newest. I am bad Sandspeak. Sorry." _{freeweɓnovel.cøm}