"I don't want to be a blue-collar worker, he says!"
BANG!
"I don't wanna do labor, he says!"
BANG!
"Oh wow, magic fucking fantasy land!"
BANG!
"Man, I sure love to be a warrior or something!"
BANG!
"No, you're not a warrior!"
BANG!
"You're a fucking miner and hunter now!"
Kyle threw a big stone out of a hole in the hill.
Then, he went back into his hole and used his drill to loosen another big stone before throwing it out.
By now, the hole had reached a depth of almost two meters.
Naturally, Kyle hadn't done that within one day.
When he came back to the hill, he started digging for a while before returning to Theodor's Rest.
He spent the next day with Fennek, and Kyle asked to go back on his own.
Fennek had been rather talkative, and Kyle had learned a lot about the Knight's Academy.
Apparently, Fennek did not truly belong to Samson's Hunter Hall.
Instead, Fennek was here for three years as part of his curriculum.
Squires were supposed to work in a dangerous field under experienced people for three years.
After three years, their boss would give the Knight's Academy feedback.
This practical exam eliminated around 30% of all Squires.
Talking with Fennek was easy since he wasn't used to commanding others.
Kyle could just suggest something, and Fennek would do it.
The next day was a rest day, and Kyle directly went to the hill to start digging.
He had been digging here for almost three hours, and he grew quite frustrated after finding jack-shit.
"Fucking Magic Bitch!" Kyle shouted as he threw another big stone out of his hole.
"Here's a hill! Here's a drill! Hah, you're a shill!"
"Fucking retarded ass Magic Bitch."
"Or wait! Maybe I have been the retard all along!"
"After all, I'm digging into a fucking random ass hill in the middle of fucking nowhere!"
BANG!
Another stone.
"Fucking Magic Bitch is probably looking at me and laughing her ass off!"
"Fuck you, Magic Bitch!"
BANG!
"Huh?" Kyle uttered as he looked at his drill.
The tip was missing.
Kyle grimaced in frustration as he threw the broken drill out of the hole with all of his power.
"Useless shit! You're supposed to be a mining tool! What stupid fucking tool breaks when you use it for its intended purpose?!" Kyle shouted after it.
Throwing the tool into the forest had done a lot to calm Kyle's frustration, and he huffed in satisfaction.
Then, Kyle looked back at the bottom of his hole.
'Okay, so what the fuck actually broke my drill?' he thought as he used his sword to move some rubble to the side.
"Ooohhh?" he uttered, all his anger and frustration gone. "There actually is something here!"
Kyle gathered all the small stones and dumped them outside his hole.
After some minutes, he cleared the floor of his hole and looked at it.
"That shit's manmade!" he said with raised brows.
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