Strongest Hammer God novel Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Chapter 5 – Fantasy Land

A shower of different human bones rolled down the hill.

"Fucking Beggar!" Kyle shouted after the bones.

Kyle watched as the bones rolled down the hill and snorted before looking back at the big hole he had dug.

For a while, he lamented the time he had invested in digging up valuables.

There was literally nothing else!

The metal stick was the only thing the skeleton owned.

Finally, Kyle looked back at the forest beneath the hill.

Then, he sighed. 'Well, can't postpone this adventure shit anymore. Guess I gotta enter the scary fantasy forest,' he thought.

Kyle put his survival knife back in its sheathe and carried the metal stick in his hand.

The metal stick seemed to be quite a bit stronger and sharper than the knife.

'You know, if I were still on Earth, I would be angry at the guy who sold me the knife. Fucking 200 bucks down the drain!'

Right now, Kyle wore the damaged helmet and walked down the hill at a brisk pace while carrying the metal stick in his hand.

After some minutes, Kyle reached the bottom of the hill and came into contact with the first fantasy tree in a fantasy world.

Kyle touched it.

"Treeeee," he said, slowly moving his hand over the bark.

It didn't feel strange.

It was just like any other tree.

Kyle pulled his hand away and looked at it.

'And just as dirty and grimy as any other tree,' he thought with a disgusted face.

'You would think that fantasy worlds are all clean and sparkly and nice, but no, it has to be just as shit as the real world.'

'At least the air feels nice.'

For a bit, Kyle looked at the branches.

"Should I get an actual stick? You gotta have a stick when you walk through the wilderness," he commented.

"Sure, why not?" he said after a shrug.

Kyle grabbed a big branch and pulled.

Yet, instead of the branch being pulled down, he was being pulled up.

"Huh," Kyle commented as he noticed that he had just accidentally performed a pullup with only a single arm.

"That's new," he said. "Preeeeetty sure I couldn't do that on Earth. Also, that branch is really hard. It barely even shook."

"Wait, I'm still in my body, right?" Kyle commented as he let go of the branch.

He touched his face.

'Doesn't feel different,' he thought.

Then, he looked at the ground.

'Ground also doesn't seem closer than usual. Still a six-foot giant! Would suck if I became a manlet. Imagine entering a fantasy world and becoming a non-dwarf dwarf. Couldn't be me.'

"However," he uttered as he pulled himself up again. "That's definitely different."

Kyle performed many slow pushups with one arm.

However, after about 20 of them, his arm started to hurt a bit, and he stopped.

'I ain't doing sports in a fucking forest.'

'Could really use a drink right about now.'

Kyle looked around and just saw trees everywhere.

'Whelp, no reason to stay here. Gotta get me some food and water. Water shouldn't be difficult. I mean, these trees are all leafy and shit. Rain is probably quite common here. Quite hard not to have water when it literally falls from the sky.'

A moment later, Kyle chose a random direction and just kept walking.

More trees.

Even more trees.

'The only fantastical thing I've seen so far is the stick and my newly acquired athleticism. Becoming this strong without any training is probably the most magical thing I've seen since magic lady dropped me off in bumfuck nowhere.'

Suddenly, Kyle heard some rustling to his right.

He fell through the bush but caught himself with his hands. _{fгeewebnovёl.com}