Strongest Hammer God novel Chapter 7

Chapter 7: Chapter 7 – Vibrating Rod

Kyle hesitated for a while.

'No!' he thought, angry at himself. 'Don't do this shit! You literally had several brushes with death today! Don't fucking do this!'

Yet, Kyle's body kept bobbing up and down like a dog that was excited to go on a hunt.

He really wanted to get more of that turtle juice.

'Stop being a dumbass! You're going to get yourself killed! Ignoring the turtle is the smart idea! Body, listen to your brain!'

At that moment, another thought entered Kyle's mind without even knocking like a decent thought.

"You should listen to your heart more, Mr. Freeman. Mind and soul are a team, not enemies," Magic Woman repeated in Kyle's mind.

'Nobody asked you!' Kyle thought in anger.

And yet, Magic Woman's words wouldn't leave Kyle's thoughts.

"Argh!" Kyle shouted as he violently ruffled his hair in frustration. "Fine! But if I die, it's your fault!"

He tightly gripped his metal rod and slowly traced his way back.

Kyle quickly saw the tree that the turtle had bitten earlier. There were some slight chips in its bark, but that was the only trace the turtle had left behind with its ferocious bite.

'These trees are something else,' Kyle thought.

As he kept tracing his way back, he also noticed something else.

'Oh, it's night,' Kyle thought as he looked at the moon peeking through the tree crowns. 'Didn't even notice.'

'Wait, how did I not notice that?'

Kyle blinked a couple of times as he looked forward.

'Everything's basically black and white, but I can essentially still see everything. Freaky!'

'Is this also part of the Predator's Being? Can I see in the dark like a cat?'

'This is so weird! I can't see any color, but everything's still so clear!'

Kyle shook his head. 'Don't get distracted! You're about to be murdered by stupidity! At least face your death like a proper idiot!'

He kept walking and quickly noticed the tree the turtle's head had hit.

Kyle turned his head, and sure enough, he could see the big turtle shell from where he currently was.

'It's still here,' he thought in a mix of frustration and excitement. 'Why couldn't you have just left?'

He crept forward very slowly, trying his best not to make any sound.

Sadly, he wasn't used to sneaking around the woods, and he made plenty of noise.

Kyle could see the turtle head slowly moving out of its shell before going back in.

Its eyes had opened for a moment, and Kyle could tell that its eyes were still fucked.

'Fucking dumbass forgot it can't see and tried to look around.'

Kyle waited and watched.

'Huh, it's not coming back out. Probably doesn't want to get turned into a shish kebab by ramming into a branch.'

Kyle became a bit more courageous and slowly circled the huge turtle shell from a distance.

'That thing's huge!'

The turtle shell was an almost perfect sphere with a diameter of about five meters.

'But that's still not big enough. How can it fit all of that neck in there?'

'There's a joke about a turtleneck sweater here, but I can't construct it for the life of me.'

'Is its neck just really stretchy, or is it just all neck?'

'Also, the shape of the shell is super weird. I don't think turtles are spherical.'

'Is it a snapping turtle worm?'

Kyle tried to make sense of the turtle.

'I mean, if it's a snake or a worm, its body would have followed me, right? But when it turned back to fuck off, it kinda just pulled away. Wouldn't a snake turn around?'

'I never saw the turtle's ass, which means it didn't turn around.'

'Does it even have an ass?'

Kyle counted the holes in the big shell.

'Head, two arms, two legs, tail... another tail... a higher tail?' _{freewebnσvel.cøm}

Kyle blinked a couple of times.

'Why does this turtle shell have so many holes? There are even holes near its top!'