And they were right.
Their panic? Completely justified.
By the time Dylan started with the actual topic, even Imperial Princess Gianina was watching!
Little Nina sat cross-legged, completely enraptured, and temporarily disregarded the noble etiquette as she watched Dylan clumsily but seriously unbox the package yet again.
And she wasn’t alone.
Millions of viewers mirrored her movements—leaning in, eyes locked on the holo screens, watching as the streamer meticulously peeled away the layers of packaging.
The anticipation was palpable, and so was Dylan’s tension as he once again relived the first time he opened the box.
Somewhere in the comments, a few people summed up the collective feeling best:
[Is that a sample?! Dylan is shaking too much! What if he drops it?!]
[If he drops a single item, I’m going to lose it!]
[Will sending gifts make him function better? I’ll send over a spacecraft!]
Dylan knew just what kind of crisis he was causing across the Empire, but it’s not like he could help easily solve his nervousness.
[HE’S FINALLY SHOWING IT.]
[Huh??? What are those?]
[Do not drop it, I swear—]
And there was no need to tell him for he knew better than anyone how important it was not to waste anything!
So, with fully warranted care, he turned the small bottle so that the label was visible to the camera.
"First up—we have strawberry."
The deep red mash sloshed thickly inside the glass bottle, looking as vibrant as freshly crushed fruit. Even the strawberry bits were clearly visible. He held it up for a few more seconds before setting it down, only to immediately reach for the next one.
"Then we have orange..." The second bottle was filled with a bright, sunlit hue. Every time it moved a bit, the pulps inside shimmered and attracted the viewer’s attention.
"Watermelon..." The pinkish-red puree shimmered under his lights.
And really, it looked almost too vibrant to be real. If not for Dylan being fortunate enough to have tasted the actual fruit, then he would think that all of this was impossible.
But here he was, holding on to a bottle that clearly had the same flavor but even packed a more concentrated punch.
"Lemon, which I believe is the first time we’re seeing a lemon that’s not green." The yellow pulp looked dangerously potent, and he swore he felt a phantom zing on his tongue just looking at the bottle. And Dylan remembered the first time he tried it, so now, he was fully prepared to tell everyone only to use a bit of the lemon at a time.
"And finally, the apple we’re all familiar with." The golden-hued bottle completed the lineup.
He lined them up in front of the camera and looked at all of them in awe.
Just like everyone else.
A reverent hush fell over the chat before it exploded all over again.
[WOW! WOW! WOW! This is insane!]
[Does it come as a set!? Please say yes!]
[Why do the strawberries look better than rubies?!]
[When are these going to come out??!]
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Dylan exhaled through his nose, half amused and half overwhelmed.
Because technically, they haven’t even gotten to the good part.
"I received these directly from Star Mall Vendor 11820251002 as part of their new product release," he explained. "And my job today is to show everyone how to enjoy them better."
Obviously, the viewers were left with questions until he decided to pull up an image onto the stream—one of the first drinks he had been given when he received the package.
A glass filled with crushed ice and ruby-red liquid, slices of strawberries decorating the rim, and a sprig of fresh herb resting on top.
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They do have alcohol, and sometimes one needs to drown in it to forget all the problems, but unless you had those really, really vintage ones, no one would sit there to enjoy alcohol when it tasted like medicine.
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