"My turn."
Chazz said solemnly.
He was at an absolute disadvantage, with no means to counterattack in his hand, but his Life Points were still plentiful. He still had a chance.
"Draw."
Seeing the card he drew, Chazz's eyes lit up.
"Heh, looks like the goddess of victory is still on my side."
He pulled out two cards from his hand, sending one to the graveyard and playing the other.
"I activate the Spell Card 'Cost Down'! By discarding one card, all the monsters in my hand have their level reduced by two stars this turn!"
Cost Down reduces the Tribute requirement for high-level monsters in hand, allowing them to be summoned more easily. This is a trick Seto Kaiba often uses in the DM series.
"And the card I just discarded for the effect of 'Cost Down' is the Spell Card 'Graceful Charity.' When this card is discarded from my hand to the graveyard, I draw two cards from my deck."
Kira: "..."
The draw engines in the anime are seriously OP. Just draw, draw, draw at any disagreement. If you put this in the real card game, it'd be broken as hell.
"According to Graceful Charity, I draw two cards from my deck."
Reloaded with ammo, Chazz smirked—things seemed to be looking up.
"You've given me quite some trouble, it seems I underestimated you. But! This is where it ends."
Chazz raised his voice.
"According to 'Cost Down,' the Level 6 'Kaiser Glider' in my hand is now Level 4, so I can summon it without tribute. Therefore, I Normal Summon this guy. Appear—
—Kaiser Glider!"
A golden storm swept across the field, and from its vortex emerged a majestic dragon radiating imperial gold, as if it burned with golden flames.
[Kaiser Glider, ATK 2400]
"Your little tricks end here. In an elite duel, only power is the key to victory!"
Chazz declared, raising his hand. "Kaiser Glider, attack Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer!"
The golden dragon opened its maw, unleashing a spiraling blast. The monk wielding prayer beads was instantly pierced, vanishing in a plume of smoke.
[Kira, LP 1700 → LP 1100]
"I set a card face-down and end my turn!"
Chazz took a deep breath.
Almost there, just a little more.
He had seized the pace once again—just a bit more and he'd break through that detestable opponent's defense and land the finishing blow.
Chazz himself might not have noticed, but his mindset had quietly shifted from a casual "crush and advance" attitude to "only one of us is walking away today."
It was like a grudge match had formed mid-duel.
He had never wanted to beat someone as badly as he did today.
Just the thought of his opponent's Life Points dropping to zero, and seeing him knocked down by the full fury of his monsters, made Chazz want to laugh out loud.
"My turn, draw," Kira said calmly. "First, I activate this Spell Card from my hand—'Giant Trunade'!"
A green storm swept the field. Chazz had to shield his face with his arms, and his set cards were blown back to his hand.
This is a signature card in Joey Wheeler's DM deck, but in the real card game, it's been banned for years.
"'Giant Trunade' returns all Spell and Trap cards on the field to their owners' hands."
"Tch."
Chazz looked at his bounced set card and clicked his tongue.
His back row was wiped out... but it shouldn't be a big problem. Kaiser Dragon is a 2400 ATK high-level monster—not easy to overcome.
Plus, Kaiser Dragon hides a powerful monster effect: if it's destroyed and sent to the graveyard, it can return any monster on the field to its owner's hand.
In other words, even if the opponent somehow summoned something bigger, it would immediately get bounced after taking down the Kaiser Dragon.
The more he thought about it, the more pleased Chazz felt.
His opponent had only seen the set card, probably thinking he was safe after clearing the back row. Little did he know, elite duels always have layers of insurance.
He was way ahead!
"I summon 'Mystic Tomato' in Attack Position." Kira continued.
[Mystic Tomato, ATK 1400]
Chazz snorted: "Heh, so you can only summon fodder monsters as walls... huh?"
But something felt off.
Wait, Mystic Tomato in Attack Position?
A sense of dread crept up.
"Next, I activate a Spell Card from my hand..."
Kira swept his right arm, and the hologram of a Spell Card emerged.
"Spell Card—'Creature Swap'! Both players must each choose one monster on their field and swap control!"
Chazz: "Nani!?"
What the hell, is your deck just full of this kind of crap?
Can't we duel properly!?
"The monster I choose, of course, is the big tomato on my field—'Mystic Tomato.' Now, you pick a monster to swap."
Chazz: "..."
Ha, I choose your... mother!
Chazz had no choice—his only monster was Kaiser Dragon.
But this Spell Card forces both players to choose, so even with only one option, the system can't auto-select. So Chazz could only bitterly select his precious 2400 ATK beater, watching it get transferred to his opponent, and in return, he got a big, grinning tomato.
Turning to look, he noticed the tomato seemed to be smirking mockingly at him as if taunting him mercilessly.
"Battle Phase."
Kira declared. "Attack 'Mystic Tomato' with 'Kaiser Dragon'."
The golden dragon's breath blasted through the little tomato without mercy—no hesitation for its former master. Mystic Tomato shattered, the impact knocking Chazz back half a step.
[Chazz, LP 3300 → LP 2300]
"Damn..."
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