" My life is over! My life is freaking over!" Mo Qiang slumped on the toilet seat as she threw her hands over her face. A mafia lord's son, she could understand… a hypnotizer? Were they kidding her?
" You are over-exaggerating! He never did anything to you or the previous owner, poor guy has a good heart," Xiao Jiao told Mo Qiang who dragged her hands down, which caused her skin to pull down slightly making her look even more scary.
" He has a good heart," Mo Qiang mimicked. " Let's be very honest that guy is a freaking bomb, all right? You look me in the eye and say that he is a good guy…that guy almost stabbed me in the chest. I could have died … I could have died many times! I just wanted a freaking normal life, a normal life!"
" Is that too hard? If you gonna send me to farm here then make my life as normal as peaceful as theirs no? What's the point of giving me three husbands when two of them turned out to be dangerous as heck man? I can't live a dangerous life like this, damn mate… I swear. I don't even have a life insurance."
Xiao Jiao: "…"
" What are you getting angry at me for? I am not the one who kissed Shao Hui, nor did I tell you to do so," Xiao Jiao snapped back upon seeing how Mo Qiang was blaming her.
" That does not count, that mer hypnotized me… I could not control my body, all right? I am a grown-up woman, hell if a beautiful mer, hypnotizes me and asks me to kiss him, I am doing it," Mo Qiang countered with a smack on her thighs. " It's your fault that you sent me to this hullabaloo kind of world and this body that had the shittiest luck out of all the shittiest luck in the world. She has three husbands and two of them are abnormal and one of them is mute with arrogance sitting on his nose! You want me to thank you?"
The two of them came to a stalemate while glaring at one another but this stalemate was broken by a knock on the door of the stall.
" Umm… I noticed that you have been sitting inside for a long time are you okay? Do you need me to call you a doctor?" The woman asked from the other side.
" I want you to call a funeral service for me," muttered Mo Qiang but she turned off the silencing feature and put her polite, business-like smile on her face before opening the door. " Haha, thank you for looking out for me. I just had one of the most terrible lunches in the world, I couldn't even digest it with all the might and power of the universe."
The woman looked at Mo Qiang even more sympathetically upon hearing her words and kindly asked, " Do… I need to call a wheelchair service for you?"
Mo Qiang: "…."
" No… I … I think I can still walk," Mo Qiang politely refused before heading out of the restroom she even considerately closed the door of the stall and warned the woman not to use it for the time being.
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